Thai Iced Tea Float

July 23, 2013
Drinks,Recipes

It’s ice cream week here at HonestlyYUM, and I think I may have found my calling. I traded in my bar tools (sob) for a good old fashioned soda fountain cap. At least, so I like to pretend. Got that image? Good. Now picture this: you’re wandering the street market in Bankok, and while passersby are lining up for their Thai iced teas, you’re cooling off with one of these bad boys. Don’t get me wrong, I love me a traditional Thai iced tea. It’s just that, well . . . this is better. Okay, maybe all this sugar is getting to my head. But seriously, what’s not to love? Silky, sweet condensed milk ice cream slowly melting its way down into an ice-cold and slightly bubbly bath of Thai tea. Yep, things just got real.

Thai Iced Tea Float with Condensed Milk Ice Cream // HonestlyYUM

Thai Iced Tea Float with Condensed Milk Ice Cream // HonestlyYUM

Thai Iced Tea Float with Condensed Milk Ice Cream // HonestlyYUM

Thai Iced Tea Float with Condensed Milk Ice Cream // HonestlyYUM

Thai Iced Tea Float with Condensed Milk Ice Cream // HonestlyYUM

Thai Iced Tea Float with Condensed Milk Ice Cream // HonestlyYUM

Thai Iced Tea Float with Condensed Milk Ice Cream // HonestlyYUM

Thai Iced Tea Float with Condensed Milk Ice Cream // HonestlyYUM

Thai Iced Tea Float with Condensed Milk Ice Cream // HonestlyYUM

Thai Iced Tea Float

Silky, sweet condensed milk ice cream in an ice-cold and slightly bubbly bath of Thai tea
Servings: 1 float; about 2 pints ice cream

INGREDIENTS

For the float

For the condensed milk ice cream

INSTRUCTIONS

To make the ice cream

  1. In a small bowl, whisk the egg yolks and set aside. Meanwhile, in a saucepan over medium heat, warm the half and half just to a simmer. Temper the eggs by slowly adding 1/2 cup of the warm cream, whisking constantly.
  2. Pour the tempered egg mixture back into the warm cream. Split the vanilla bean and scrape the seeds into the mixture, along with the vanilla extract. Carefully cook over medium heat, stirring constantly, until it is thickened and coats the back of a spatula.
  3. Strain into a container and add the condensed milk. Stir to combine. Let cool to room temperature, then cover and refrigerate at least 3 hours or overnight.
  4. Once chilled, it's time to churn your ice cream. Follow the instructions on your ice cream maker to do so. Transfer ice cream into storage container and freeze until firm.

To make the float

  1. Brew a cup (8 oz) of Thai tea. Instructions may vary based on the brand you use. This is where you should add the sugar for a sweeter tea. Remember, this will be extra sweet once the ice cream melts into the float, so only add if you have a serious sweet tooth. Let tea cool to room temperature and then refrigerate until well-chilled.
  2. Add cold soda water and tea to your glass.
  3. Carefully drop in two scoops of the condensed milk ice cream. Either allow the ice cream to slowly incorporate on its own as you sip the tea, or mix it up right away for a sweet creamy treat.

(images by HonestlyYUM)

Conversation

Some of Satanist sects long term horrific and hellish felonies are as follows:
1- To sicken and slay and sacrifice a lot of my kin with my parents pivot by medical and non-medical felonies satanically so far!
2- To made blind my dad before his murder by medical felonies,…for long years!
3- To harass and confuse and torture and traumatize and thrash and terrorize and terrify
and fatigue my martyr parents, before their martyrdom, by one of my brothers for long years terribly! And as a matter of fact to kill them by his long term terrible gradual torture too!
4- To torment my parents through medical and non-medical felonies imposition on them for long years terribly too!
5- To adopt methods and policies that one of my brothers has been disappeared in his midst of soldieries since 42 years ago!
6- To metamorphose my other brother to a very mulish and mad and malicious and parasite and projective and psychopath and sadomasochist and spoiled and screamer and stressful and silly and selfish and anguished and anger and agitated and aggressive and liar and lunatic and noisy and naughty and nauseous and nonsense and impolite and impudent and impersonal and infuriated and intolerable and talkative and babbler and gabbler and garbage,… guy by medical and non medical felonies for long years satanically!
Meantime to harness his long term gradual tortures mechanism too. Such a way that as if he has been killed through long term gradual tortures vicariously and indirectly too!
7- To sicken him mentally since specially 43 years ago and physically since less than 30 years ago by medical and non-medical felonies satanically!
8- To harass and confuse and anger and anguish and entangle and exhaust me by him for long years too!
9- To conspire versus me in my past schools and university and workplace,…especially from after Iran revolution occurrence to now vicariously and indirectly and unmanly and criminally!
10- To threat and traumatize me vicariously and indirectly!
11- To lag and lengthen my marriage or migration to overseas (especially my marriage) trends until after 3 or 4 members of my family consecutive sacrification horridly!
12- To misrepresent and misinterpret and invert facts flagrantly!
13- To embroil us (familiars and strangers) skillfully and satanically!
14- To crave my familiars and fans casualties statistics enhancement through medical and non-medical felonies satanically such a way that water doesn’t move from water too! And if my fans and I don’t become resorted to so dreadful retaliation measures and continuous decoder-kind and discloser-kind responses, it is likely that demonic forces and their inwardly blind imitators that have mushroom-kind growth everywhere miserably machinate against them too!
15- To harass and confuse and tantalize and traumatize and torment and fatigue,…me as before!
16- in spite of I’ve received my marriage glad news from about 25 years ago extensively, not only satanic sects have adopted methods and policies that they’ve prolonged and postponed its trend terribly so far, but also they’ve conspired versus me in my last poop and polluted university and workplace,…and some of familiars and strangers have accused me as a liar and illusionist,…person impudently or ignorantly too!
17- To have our silent genocides sinister schemes and nasty plots scenarios in their nasty brains through medical and non-medical felonies from olden times ago and especially from less than 3 decade ago to now satanically too!
18- To acquit Satan strikingly so far!
19- To perpetuate my fans and I,…so appropriate aversions and animosities and abhorrence and revenge passion properly and progressively!
20- To metamorphose different groups of people to Satan corps and Satan imitators and Satan speakers and source of sedition and calamities and conspiracies and retrogress them to too rubbish and ruffian and rascal and hypocrite and hellish and hateful and heartless and metamorphosed persons that exonerate Satan too!
21- To turn different places to misfortune moats and cannibalism centers and ahmadi physician clinics and football stadiums and boxing rings and wrestling saloons and hellish labs and neo-Nazi forces haunts and satanic sects hang out and slaughterhouses and public WC and loony bins and teahouses and gladiators wars squares,…!
22- And so on!

Which of following options can decode from long term and how many with 100 years old oldness time dreadful and demonic darkness and disasters and diseases and deaths and deceits and discriminations cause of causes and creators and performers and vice versa which of following options have played time calamities and conspiracies repulsive roles:

1- World discovery!
2- World sufferings and sorrows and customs!
3- World powers!
4- World system!
5- Christopher Columbus exploration!
6- Hong Kong tea ceremony that its Iranian version is kashefol-saltane!
7- Iranian mafia gangs and satanic sects past and current and future felonies aftermath!
8- Foreigners mafia gangs and satanic sects past and current and future felonies aftermath!
9- My past schools especially revolution tulips high school located in Tehran metropolis!
10- My past universities especially Isfahan university!
11- Tehran metropolis!
12- Isfahan metropolis!
13- Tehran University!
14- Isfahan University!
15- Safavid dynasty!
16- Safavid dynasty demolition aftermath!
17- Pahlavi dynasty!
18- Pahlavi dynasty collapse consequences!
19- King enigma!
20- King of hell!
21- Game of throne aftermath!
22- Wolves wars consequences!
16- Imam behest!
17- Iran kings and leaders deaths consequences!
23- World leaders death consequences!
24- World change consequences!
25- Iran change consequences!
21-Tehran metropolis future probable doomsday-kind earthquake aftermath!
22- Racism and fascism and medievalism and obscurantisms and different forms of apartheids systems so nasty and nauseous and nonsense laws and legitimacy and lifestyles aftermath!
23- World war 3 aftermath!
24- Deity decree!
25- Demon deceit!
26- Interpol symposium in Isfahan metropolis long term consequences!
27- Time custom (oppression)!
28- Big Satan!
29- Renaissance movement cost!
30- Dark ages epochs decline consequences!
31- Medievalism epochs sunset and renascence eras sunrise consequences!
32- And so forth!

Indeed, as before who play deity and demon and death angel and azrael and big Satan roles especially with disastrous and demonic dimensions and outlooks whether in national or international spheres skillfully?

Altogether, please appraise my deciphering-kind discoveries in different domains and then apprize me appropriately!
Are my association of ideas and intuition and insight and mind readings abilities on multifarious fields are true or false or imperfect?
Please give a grade to my mind reading and intuition and insight and association of ideas and six sense capabilities and abilities in different spheres separately and simultaneously!
Am I a very vigilant and cognizant and conscious and enlightener and intelligentsia and intellectual and informed,…guy in different domains especially on demonology origins and long lasting time tyrants and troublemakers and tantalizers and traumatic and tragic events creators and executors and executioners or nope?

Are my various surrealistic and symbolic analyses on long term disasters and diseases and deaths and deceptions and discriminations,… creators and performers true or false or imperfect?
How about on my marriage momentous matter and its margins too?

By the way, why as before from time to time my bleak and boorish and bullshit brother say double bluffs and lie? For instance why he assert that I grab his stuffs (fruits,…)hiddenly?
Whereas conversely, he grabbed my money,…previously!
Meantime I give notably discounts him on home expenditures as before too.
In here he lie for the sake of his so sadistic tendencies satisfaction or he say double bluffs and lie because he is under so severe stresses from his long lasting sexual instinct suppression and then he lie because he want to project and relieve his cumulative complexes or he mock and say double bluffs because he suffer from his long term loneliness or he lie due to his concoction-kind calmative medicines negative side effects and that is why he hallucinate or all of them or none of them or other things that I don’t know?
In any case, why as before my bleak brother play the devil and pick quarrels and project and mock and mimic and jabber and gibber and say double bluffs and yell and yuk,…stressfully and sadistically and crazily and desperately and nauseously?

Please decode from my metamorphosed and mad and mulish and malicious and miserable and bleak and boring,…brother barbarian-kind behaviors too!
Please pay deep attention that before his first referral to psychiatrist and before his entrance in Tehran university as medical student and before his immigration to Tehran metropolis his mental system was so better relatively too.

It seems as if his study in Tehran University and his reference to psychiatrist and his inhabitancy in Tehran metropolis has madden and metamorphosed him gradually and increasingly!
Stay that his long term too terrible lust repression has had hugely role in his nervous system gradual collapse too!
I have to say that he has been subjected of long term time tyrannies and tartarus and tricks too.
Just as my martyr parents and I,….have been exposed of long term time tyrannies and tartarus and tricks too.

As I’ve said frequently satanic sects and their inwardly blind imitators have had hugely roles in my unlucky brother long term madness and malice and metamorphosis and psychosis and sadomasochism by medical and non-medical felonies satanically and skillfully!
In any case, as before my brother harass and confuse and anger and anguish me markedly too. Because he has turned our home to garbage can and house of mourning and under his selfishly and sillily monopoly and he suffer from his long term terrible loneliness and libido repression remarkably too. Of course his so called concoction-kind calmative medicines has worsened his mental system strikingly too.
But from my standpoint his long lasting sexual instinct suppression has been his madness and metamorphosis and malice and inflammation and psychosis and sadomasochism cause of causes and his long term lust dreadful repression has metamorphosed him to a person with collection of moral rascalities too!
That is why as before he rampage and wrangle and play the devil and pick quarrels and project and say double bluffs and scream and mock and mimic monsters and rabid beasts sounds and yell and yuk and jabber,…insanely and desperately and stressfully and nauseously or he masturbate in remembrance of people lascivious girls and women!
Anyway it expect that it adopt attitudes that my metamorphosed and mad and mulish,…brother doesn’t become one difficulty added to another a lot and he doesn’t blow out my brains worse than killjoy by his so sadomasochism-kind and projective and nauseous and nonsense,…talks and tasks hereafter!
Meantime it expects that his close kin assist him immediately and they perform my unique humanistic elixir-kind guidelines on him as soon as possible!
I mean that they keep him collectively and consecutively and kindly and after his so shattered nervous system relatively recovery and cheer him up, find a suitable girl for him and couple him at once!

Because his permanent so severe stresses and narcosis and inflammation and sadomasochism and psychosis,…cure have been revolved on these central things fulfillment mainly!
Particularly since he is a satyr guy genetically and it seems his past fishy psychiatrists,…adopted methods that his hormones that regulate his sexual instinct were aroused a lot, so he must has been cured by sex-therapy from olden times ago and preferably from his adolescence times at the outset and it necessitated that his close kin have coupled him from olden times ago too.
Meantime I expect that instead satanic sects and their blind-hearted imitators put off my marriage or migration to overseas trend till after my bleak and boring and barbarian brother immolation in so called resurrection morning, at the outset his close kin fulfill my alchemy-kind recommendations on him as soon as possible and concurrently my marriage or migration to overseas fulfill just according to my dos and don’ts in so superb circumstances immediately as well.
It seems as before in practice some of familiars and strangers and even TV and especially radio announcers,…expect from me that I feed and curry and tolerate my very intolerable and infuriated brother by myself and grin and bear it from this stance strikingly too.
Although as before they act and deny this matter in practice too.
This is while as before my brother toleration is as Herculean task that need to so severe self-control and restraining of anger and magnanimity and munificence and mortification!
That is why his familiars have banned and repelled him from olden years ago to now too! And except of my martyr parents, when they were alive, and I no one has accepted his keeping and feeding and currying and toleration so severe responsibility ever since as well!
I hope that from now on, everybody gives up evil thoughts and deeds and satanic disasters and diseases be repelled from all of us and all things become so much the better. And it necessitate that only and only my very philanthropic guidelines and guide directions be performed on different fields elaborately.
Return to my momentous matter:
As I’ve said frequently, I’ve been exposed of long term traumatic and tragic and tormenter and tantalizer tribulations and tests and satanic sects have adopted methods and policies that my childhood and adolescence and youth,…times have been withered in practice and my best life times that must have been allocated to my extravagant eroticism have been diverted to traumas and tragedies and tribulations and torments toleration by force ever since unfortunately!
That is why as before I’m very angry and anguished and plaintiff and protestor properly and progressively too!
Please empathize and sympathize with me and justify me absolutely. Because as before I’m in the right completely! Of course not according to racism and fascism and medievalism and despotism and different forms of apartheids and alike literature and laws and lifestyles and legitimacy that in these so nasty and nonsense and nauseous thinking systems,…all things are vice versa!
Anyway, keeping in mind long term too unforgivable and unforgettable and irreparable and insulting and impudently time oppression and calamities and conspiracies and serial killing and killing of times and gradual persecutions and nasty plots and sinister schemes with eternal traumatic aftermath as well, I intend to allot my rest golden longevity to overindulge in sybaritism and sensualism with my future nymphet and nymphomaniac and nice,…partners permanently!
Because my prime permanent priority and plan and pressing need revolve around this momentous matter that must have been fulfilled on me from even my adolescence times too!
Stay that I will welcome from my favorite multi-colored extracurricular plans and tasteful hobbies and refresher abroad journeys pursuit henceforth too! Of course as my marginal aims and plans!
Currently, I wait for my marvelous marriage or migration to overseas fulfillment just according to my shoulders and shoulders in so superb circumstances in shortest time span and it expect that one of them take place pleasurably and idealistically and immediately by all means!
Even if one of these two non-alternative options takes place currently, it is too terribly and tormentingly and troublesomely and traumatically and tragically late too!
Stay that times tyrants have prolonged and postponed them heartlessly hitherto!
Because they’ve had so criminal minds and calamitous intentions and nasty plots and sadistic tendencies and sinister schemes so far too!
Because they’ve wanted to increase my migration to overseas and especially my marriage to overseas costs and kill my times and increase my familiars and fans casualties statistics and as much as they can they hinder from one of my 2 non-alternative options occurrence and anger and agonize and anguish and confuse and harass me hugely too!
Because as before they are blinded by jealousy a lot!
Because they are either Satan or Satan inwardly blind imitators as before!
I wish you decoded from these pure poop persons and organizations,…and showed their real nasty insides for us as soon as possible!
In my previous emails,…I’ve deciphered on them symbolically and surrealistically that with passage of times their verity and or untruth will be clarified and eternal disgrace stay for coal in the end as well!
Again I assert that despite as before I receive my marriage okay even by radio and tv broadcasting and their official singers,…extensively, even with more than 2 decades oldness, but from my standpoint as before I haven’t any fiancee at all. And all of news on this momentous mater are as mere lie and rumor too. Even if their claims be true totally too!
Because no common sense accept that a guy, in here I, has a fiancee, but from more than 25 years ago I’ve been tantalized and traumatized and tormented and tested terribly and criminally and insultingly and impudently and I’ve been exposed of inappropriate accusation based on daydreaming and falsification and fabrication of facts flagrantly or foolishly and a lot of traumatic experiences have imposed me impudently and I’ve been harassed and confused too!
Meantime, even if different social strata with radio and TV broadcasting centralities assertions about my marriage glad tidings truth be true and I’ve a hidden fiancee and far love from these groups of people stances, only and only mentioned girl can marry me as my future first wife that:
1- She has maximal overlaps with my favorite triple marriage standards and she matches me markedly and she fall in love me wholeheartedly!
2- She shortens her wedding trend with me and without one moment hiatus and hesitation she wed me erotically and enthusiastically and immediately!
3- Her marriage and married life with me never must be calamitous and clamorous and costly!

Of course 3 above-mentioned options aren’t restricted to my future first probable partner merely. Rather it will generalize to all of my future spouses and cohabitants and concubine lovers everlasting as well!

As I’ve said frequently I severely stress and care to my favorite trine marriage standards in order to select my future partners permanently!
Again I repeat them in a nutshell as follows:
My favorite trinary marriage standards are summarized on their age and appearance and lifestyle fundamentally!
1-Age:
The best ages for them are less than 15 and 15 to 17 years old in turn!
Although with a lot of do and does if they be 20 to 25 years old it may that I accept them reluctantly! But I extremely recommend that all of my future passionate and pretty and pleasant,…partners be less than 15 and 15 to 17 years old in turn to my pleasure from them become multiple!
But more than 25 years old girls never are permitted to have crush and chemistry and sex and dating with me! And their marriage and married life with me are forbidden forever!
Albeit they can be my comrades and companions eternally!
In any case, 9 to 14 years old girls that their appearance and lifestyle adapt with my favorite scales are so cool for me forever!
I wish all of my future partners were in these age span to my pleasure from them become multiple marvelously!
Because orgies and debaucheries with these groups of gorgeous girls gladden me markedly!

Anyway preteen and teen girls (in turn) are best groups of girls for me in order to extreme eroticism with them totally forever!
2- appearance:
I expect that all of my future partners be hotter than hot girls and their physiognomies be so amazing and for instance their erogenous zones be fresh forever!
I expect that all of my future partners minify and soften and whiten their pubic areas externally and tighten them internally everlasting! And their boobs never be deformed too!
Because I extremely love sexual intercourse with these groups of girls forever!
3- Lifestyle:
My future partners lifestyles has hugely pivotal importance for me forever.
On their lifestyles I subdivide it in two categories as follows:
A- Erotic life!
B- thinking system and ideology and world view and hobbies and hates,…!
On their erotic life I expect that they be nympho girls and they be hotter than popular porn stars such a way that as a result of my sex with them I become I delighted drastically everlasting!
On their thinking systems,…I expect that they’ve maximal overlaps with me. Or else they never dare to date and wed me. Because I will take complete vengeance on them and even how many I cut to pieces them cruelly too. Of course this momentous matter is exceptional on my future favorite courtesans. Though my favorite future courtesans must have maximal overlaps from 2 other central options (namely age and appearance)!
But those groups of girls that want to wed me and become my future wives and concubine mistresses must maximal overlaps with my favorite thinking system,…based on syncretism and eclectic ideologies with dynamic and modern approaches compulsorily!
Namely they be so freethinker and frisky and funny and fine and flexible and intelligentsia and liberal and libertine and naturalist and sentimental and sensualist and syncretist,….girls simultaneously with syncretism thinking systems,…based on dynamic and modern ultra hedonism and humanism and naturalism and cosmopolitanism and other popular eclectic ideologies that I adore them inwardly.
Instead, I severely shun and shirk from those groups of girls that are racist and fascist and medievalist and obscurantist and traditionalist and fogyish and reactionary and conservative and opportunist,…in order to married life,…and these groups of girls never dare to date and wed me too. Otherwise I will thrash and terrify and terrorize and torment them terribly and finally I will behead them too.
I detest from evil-hearted girls everlasting!
I disgust from those groups of girls that their marriage and married life with me be tormentor and traumatic and tragic!
Altogether, if a girl that has maximal adaptation with my favorite triplet marriage standards by all means and she want to wed me as my future first wife erotically and eagerly, she should shorten her wedding trend with me and wed erotically and eagerly and immediately. it is compulsorily not volitionally at all. Or else she never becomes pardoned. And she will be deserved hardest horrendous damnation and punishments too!
Meantime say her from me that before her first dating with me in order to wed with me prepare my favorite home pets with my favorite smart and trained and cute and playful puppies and poodles pivot particularly with chow chow race(((of course if she provide my other favorite home pets including kitten and cats and parrots and nightingales,…it become light upon light. but she is permitted to provide them or not. but she should prepare my favorite home rooms puppies and dogs compulsorily)))and my favorite music and sport instruments,…beforehand by all means and then after her hugely makeup according to my favorite tastes come our current junky apartment unit and after her extreme apology from me submit her proposition me meekly and wed me subsequently and after her amorously and immediately wedding with me she exhilarate and eroticize and ecstasize me extremely and eternally. Of course in company with my other future passionate and pretty and playful and pleasant,…preteen and teen partners permanently!
Such a way that I will become sunk in voluptuosity with all of them eternally!
If my marriage isn’t ok under these circumstances, it expects that without one moment delay it adopt attitudes that I quit my calamitous country in best pleasurable possible forms right away!
Again I repeat that more than 25 years old girls never dare to date and wed me and their wedding with me are completely forbidden forever!
Instead I extremely emphasize that all of my future so beautiful and freethinker,…spouses and ladyloves be under 15 preferably and 15 to 17 secondly!
Anyway, bearing in mind long lasting time oppression and calamities and conspiracies that their traumas never become reversible too, only and only either my marriage or abroad migration to those foreign countries that I feel high into them totally, must take place pleasurably and idealistically and immediately and instead other options even in their presentation-kind phases should be eradicated and annihilated hereafter! Or else other persons with my future partners pivots will become petrified and punished properly and progressively afterward as well! And I will shatter them cruelly!
This is as my ultra ultimate ultimatum!
Please pay deep attention that I haven’t so called Noah longevity and job patience and god fortitude! And my self-control and restraining of anger and generosity and austerities aren’t endless as well!
Therfore, my marriage or migration to overseas as my prime priority and plan and pressing need must happen just according to my dos and don’ts in so superb circumstances in shortest time span by all means!
It is obligatorily not arbitrarily at all!
Meantime whatever these 2 non-alternative options trend be prolonged and postponed, a lot of persons with my future partners pivot lifetimes will be jeopardized increasingly and their punishments intensities will enhance properly and progressively! Even in their mutilation and amputation alive forms as well! And I will slaughter them worse than cow and sheep alive as well!
Such a way that others will be screwed and spoiled and ruined remarkably by karma laws and my future partners will be dismembered and decapitated by me appropriately as well!
I expect that my future partners never exculpate Satan by infringe from my favorite red lines and guidelines and guide directions and forewarning and warnings. Then I hope that in addition to they’ve maximal overlaps with my favorite trine marriage standards, they put me as their so lovely unique idol and loadstar and paradigm permanently and they worship me wholeheartedly everlasting as well!
That is why as before I extremely emphasize that merely and merely those groups of girls date and wed me as my future spouses,…that have maximal overlaps with my favorite trinity marriage standards and they match me not mismatch me at all to our pleasure one another become numerous!
Anyway as before I haven’t any fiancee at all and even if some of my(unfamiliar) matchmakers have selected a girl for me as my future first wife, without they have coordinated with me too before now, I hope that mentioned girl match me marvelously and she has maximal convergence with my favorite triplet marriage standards and without one moment delay she wed me just according to my shoulders and shoulders in so supreme conditions in shortest time span such a way that one month later at this moment she and I, right alike popular porn stars, be canoodling and smooching and sexing each other ceaselessly and greedily and pleasurably and with passage of times their numbers increase as well to my rejoicing become multitudinous everlasting!
Because from this time on, my prime priority and plan and pressing need revolve on my orgies and debaucheries with them separately and simultaneously!
Anyway, if my marriage glad tidings has truth and mentioned girl that want to wed me as my future first wife has maximal overlaps with my favorite fundamental trinity marriage standards and she match me but she shun and shirk from her instanter wedding with me, as a matter of fact she is exonerating Satan and she retrogress and she is turning to my main torturer and she play personified Satan and serial killer and source of silent genocide and sedition and time ruthless vampire and Dracula roles simultaneously and she will be metamorphosed to pure putrid poop and so bad omen garbage girl too. Even if she detests from these so hateful and heinous and hellish qualities innately or Satanist sects don’t let that she shortens her wedding trend with me too.
That is why as before I extremely emphasize that she should be subjected under so severe stresses and shocks and she be scared to death and she be intimidated a lot continuously in order to take her final decision based upon her wedding performance or cancellation with me! Otherwise I will be coerced that punish her hugely, even in form of her butchery and beheading alive appropriately as well, as her minimum punishments!
Because under these circumstances, as if I were slaughtering my main persecutor and my familiars and fans hunter and immolator and slaughterer and incarnated Satan,…spontaneously and properly!
Please pay deep concentration that under the plea of my marriage okay, I’ve been tantalized and tormented and traumatized and tested from about 25 years ago to now horribly and heinously and hatefully and hellishly and even Satanists sects have adopted methods and policies that I’ve been harassed and confused and angered and anguished,…by my metamorphosed brother a lot too.
So, it expect that mentioned girl, of course if she exist and she has my favorite trinal marriage standards and she match me and she fall in love me from her bottom of heart and she can rejoice and refresh and rejuvenate me markedly(((of course along with my other future favorite passionate and pretty,…preteen and teen partners)))she should wed me just according to my shoulders and shoulders and expectations immediately and she doesn’t postpone her marriage time with me until after 3 or 4 members of my familiars immolation in turn that miserably 2 or 3 of them have been immolated heartlessly hitherto too.
Please say her from me that I’ve hugely hastiness. Because my gone longevity never return me!
If I was instead her, I was become frightened to death drastically!
I hope that she doesn’t revive my animosity and abhorrence and aversion and antipathy and unyielding revenge flames and rather she wed me erotically and eagerly and immediately and then she ecstasize and exhilarate and eroticize me extremely and eternally. Of course in company with my other future passionate and pretty and pleasant,…preteen and teen partners permanently to as a result of extravagant eroticism with them I will become frantic with joy forever!
Stay that as before some of social strata with radio and TV broadcasting centralities assimilate my future first probable wife wedding with me with Iran revolution recreation and triumph and Iran last kingdom dynasty frustration and Iran last king flight from Iran and Tehran metropolis milad tower rebirth and resurrection day emergence as well!
They say as if her wedding with me were as end of the world festivity too!
It seems as if I were symbolized sunset of dark ages epochs and sunrise of renaissance and enlightening splendid eras simultaneously!
Meantime they say and behave as if my continuous complaints and informative and inspiring and enlightener and decoder messages whether on my marriage momentous matter or on other different domains similar Satanism sources and demonology origins,…turned me to a very blockbuster and popular person that narrated historical events chronologically.
And they assimilate me with best calligrapher and shahnameh(epic of kings)writer and so more precious than diamond symbolically too!
Meantime as if my marriage were similar Turcoman–chai treaty signature and Turcoman girl were wedding with me too!
And it seems that not only my future first nymphet,…probable wife wedding with me has national dimensions but also it has international dimensions too.
Such a way that as if deity and dragon and world and Hafez shirazi,…were wedding too!
Or it says as if my future first wife and I were moon and sun! In other words as if one planet, namely moon as my future first wife, and one star, I mean sun as I, were marrying each other in the Milky Way galaxy too!
In any case, whether my association of ideas from different groups of people with radio and TV and mass media broadcasting centralities claims and talks and tasks be truth or not they are tantalizing and testing and tormenting me,…without one moment tardiness either my marriage or migration to overseas and only and only one of them must occur just according to my dos and don’ts and expectations in so surprisingly and surrealistically circumstances by all means!
Because it has been hazardously and horrendously late! And my best life times have been destroyed too!
In consequence, restlessly and impatiently I wait for only and only one of them fulfillment in so superb conditions in shortest time span to I begin my orgies and debaucheries as my permanent prime plan and pressing need and priority greedily and pleasurably henceforward!
Meantime I never return to my past polluted and poisonous and pure poop university and I never become trader,…too!
Because these very morbid improper options infuriate me inherently and then it will be taken complete vengeance on a lot of persons with my future partners pivot appropriately and automatically as well!
Meantime these very inappropriate options are as carry water in a sieve and as mere madness too!
Stay that from more than 25 years ago to now all of evidence and facts have showed vividly that as long as satanic sects and their blind-hearted imitators don’t sacrifice 3 or 4 members of my family not only they allow any person get in contact with me from these hellish and hateful and polluted and poisonous and poop places but also as much as they can they harass and confuse and anger and anguish and entangle me and embroil us too.
Anyway, except of my orgies and debaucheries with my future favorite selected so sexy and sentimental and sensualist,…preteen and teen partners, as my main occupation and prime priority and plan and pressing need, and my favorite multi-colored extracurricular plans and tasteful hobbies and exhilarating abroad trips pursuit as my sideline aims, I never pursue other things too!
Meantime I never permit that my remainder familiars and fans casualties statistics increase and Satanist sects and their inwardly blind imitators sicken and slay and sacrifice more numbers of my familiars and fans once! Otherwise a lot of persons with my future partners pivot have to pay large indemnities and damages and their horrific punishments mechanism will be activated automatically and appropriately as well!

In any case, keeping in mind long term too criminal and irreparable and unforgivable and unforgettable time oppression and calamities and conspiracies I intend to feel euphoric hereafter!
I hope that as much I can I make love and make out with my future hot and horny and passionate and pretty and pleasant and playful,…preteen and teen partners henceforth and even I can break world day and night sex times records with them and eternalize my name as sex god in Guinness (or guineas or gines) book too!
My eternal doctrine is as follows:
Satyr guys must date and sex with nymphomaniac girls, especially with nymphet nympho girls greedily and ceaselessly and pleasurably and permanently!
Please say Satanist sects and their inwardly blind imitators from me:
Game over!
And
Hit and run times has been terminated totally!
And
Karma laws and boomerang and tit for tat principles never die!
And
Forget not the retributions for your actions!

Please decode from indeed and dream that have been written on two of my current fellow citizens that both of them have been male high school students apparently as well!

In here, indeed mean my claims on different domains from my marriage to long term disasters origins,…are true or nope?
In here dream mean I narrate my dreams especially those dreams that I see in my sleeping times or not dream mean I’m daydreamer and my association of ideas in different domains are as my daydreaming production or other things that I don’t know?
As before are these groups of people that most of them are school students tantalizing and testing me or not they’re their back of scene stimulators and trainers messengers or they don’t relate me at all?
Meantime it seems as if my high school times in Tehran metropolis(revolution tulips high school) has had hugely importance in my destiny(and even how many in my other familiars and strangers destinies in less scales) so far too!
Meantime as if I had studied in ferdowsi or even Tehran metropolis and or Iran and even in world schools, especially when I studied at revolution tulips high school, too!
Or my past schools particularly my high school were Iran past late king and leader schools and they were their game of throne territory too.
It seems as if I had studied in mine fields and misfortune moats and war fields and football stadiums and boxing rings and teahouses,…ass my schools( especially in my last high school in Tehran metropolis) too!
It seems as if I had studied in apartheid-kind schools previously too!
It seems as if one of most of disasters or blesses sources has returned to my school times particularly to my high school times in Tehran metropolis too!
Of courses perhaps my association of ideas in this sensitive sphere be untrue or imperfect too!
Stay that from 25 years ago to now from time to time some of social strata have zoned on my last high school as source of calamities or unexpecting blessings too.
It seems as if my last schools especially my last high school in Tehran metropolis had been historical places that have transformed history routes too!
It seems as if my past schools particularly my last school located in Tehran metropolis were so called time moguls or sarbedaran schools too.
I wish from this day forth you appraised my association of ideas and six sense and intuition and insight, …powers in different domains and then give grade and score for all of them to me separately and apprise me subsequently!
Indeed, am I a very will-informed and insightful and intelligentsia and enlightener and mind reader guy or nope?
If your reply be yes or no, please elucidate on them for me in detail!
Instead, don’t tantalize and test me any longer at all!

Again I severely stress that from this time on, different groups of people from familiars to strangers and from alley and street people to radio and TV anchors and announcers,…appropriate or inappropriate behaviors not only recoil to themselves and especially to their backdrop trainers and stimulators automatically but also rebound to my future partners right similar boomerang with so severe severities spontaneously too!
So, it expect that them specially my future wives,…adopt attitudes that I never become inflamed from different groups of people improper tasks and talks and even by their body languages henceforth!
Especially these momentous matters are generalized to my future partners with so more severities!
Then, my future spouses and cohabitants and concubine ladyloves must adopt methods and policies that different groups of people never dare to diabolize and pass from my red lines! Or else my future partners will be main losers and how often they will miss their longevity hideously too!

What brand of Thai tea do you use? I’m having a hard time finding a good brand. Especially one without dye.

I love this—–the photo is pulling me in. I am helpless——-. Refreshing and rich at the same time without being cloying. Awesome.

Todd this is awesome! I know this post is a year old at this point but saw it on a roundup and had to come over and pin it! Love the overflowing cup, the styling is just great!

Thank you so much Averie!! I actually was just sorting through my teas and found that box of Thai tea. I think it’s time for a float!!

I’ve never tried Thai iced tea before, but after looking at these photos, I have to try it soon! Looks spectacular!

Today, I went to the beachfront with my kids. I found a sea shell and gave it to my 4 year old
daughter and said “You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear.” She put the shell
to her ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear.

She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is completely off topic but
I had to tell someone!

Condensed milk ice cream? How can I never have seen this before in my life. As a little kid in Brazil they sell these little packets of condensed milk that you basically just eat like go-gurt and I LOVED those things. So needless to say combining this with ice cream is genius.

Ice cream week sounds good to me! And this float is so unique! Love it 🙂

WOW, this looks absolutely amazing! I can’t believe how I can take one look at something and crave it so badly, but that’s precisely what’s happened with this lovely iced tea float. Great idea!

So I love tea dearly, and I also love ice cream – what a genius idea on mixing these together. The pictures look great, yum!

Thanks so much Pamela!! Btw, every day should be national ice cream day in my book 😉

Bringing together two of my favorite drinks without losing the distinct quality of both! Tasty, tasty.

Wow. This looks mouthwateringly delicious! Cannot wait to try. Stellar job as always!

This looks absolutely amazing. I’m going to have to buy the kitchenaid ice cream attachment just to make this!

Great recipe! But how do you make brewed Thai Iced tea?!

Thai tea is a blend of black tea, star anise, cinnamon, vanilla, orange flower water, and tamarind. Luckily, they sell pre-made thai tea blends. Brew it like you would a normal cup of tea, steeping either loose leaf or a tea bag in hot water.

The photography alone from the bloggers at Honestlyyum is worth visiting this site. And then…the food and drink recipes, DIY ideas, gadgets…you guys simply hit it out of the park. Very nicely done folks.

Oh Wow! Now this is THE way to drink iced tea! So love this!
The condensed ice cream just sounds and looks so scrumdiliumptious!
So glad to have stumbled on your blog today 🙂

Ughhhh. Looks awesome. I’m freeezing right now, so one of these and a steamy Thai beach would be awesome

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